January 31, 2002 - Vol. 30 / No. 3

Cover by Kyle Gabler

Contributing Authors: Sam Brody, Josh Boyles, Christina Brighton, Ian Cohen, Lizzy Ellis-Marino, Lara Eilhardt, Matthew F. Cockerham, Jake Hostetter, Tim Henderson, Kathryn May Gallanosa, Andrew Pratt Contributing Staff: Karam Hwang, Melissa Goldstein, Heather Comstock, Carly Nicholson, Jeff Kozlowicki, Marcus Eure, Chad Dombrova, Molly Minturn, Addie Pierce-McManamon, Josh Boyles, Christina Brighton, Lara Eilardt, Kathryn May Gallanosa, Jake Hostetter Brought to you by: the Volume 30 Staff

	cover

	delta

House Swarming
Ian Cohen wants to reform the rush system.

	features

	insomnia

Operators Are Standing By
Lizzy Ellis-Marino peruses the infomercial scene.

	plato

Heart of Darkness
Sam Brody considers good and evil in the movies.

	homer

Double Indumbnity
Tim Henderson and Josh Boyles investigate the disappearance of their favorite cartoon.

	alpha

Sister Acting
Christine Brighton takes care of Bidness.

	frontline

	news

Porn in the USA
Kathryn May Gallanosa doesn’t think pornography is so bad.

	scene

	tech

Grand Theft Auto III
By Matthew F. Cockerham

	theatre

The Royal Tenenbaums
By Andrew Pratt